These things would never happen... not to us
I was not woken up this morning at 5:30 by someone with his barky pants on. This is not the only day this week that I could have slept until 6:45.
I did not watch as my husband stood in the living room and stretched the cord of the towel dryer to see if it reached above his head and was really 7 feet long.
Mr. Barky pants is not sleeping on my lap as I write this. It seems like 5:30 was early for him too.
I am also not praying for a "snow day" this week. Nope not me!